Quick summary of the last regular season round, which had very little bearing on our fantasy football lives…
El Sereno Chica (159) def Mouchoir Sur Terrain (136)
The Chicas brought a stacked deck – 4 players with 20+ points – to the card game, and the Hankies wept as their 3 players with 25+ points couldn’t compete. It was like a royal flush beating a straight flush, with both players knowing they cheated. Congrats to the Chica’s AJ Green (224 yards, TD) and condolences to the Hankies’ Le’Veon Bell (235 yards, 3 TDs).
Luckier than Good (130) def Da Gnomes (107)
When your luck comes back, and it’s name is (literally) “Luck” (Andrew: 331 yards, 3 TDs, 2 INT, FUM), then you know life is good – and just in time for the finals. The Gnomes have been in reverse for a loooong time now (4 losses in a row) and Arian Foster’s mechanical skills (148 yards, TD) simply wasn’t good enough to knock them into first gear.
Sultans of Suck (131) def Northern Aggression (95)
The Sultans know when you invite guests inside for lamb eyeball soup, and when you need to bury them in a shallow grave in the sand out back. Russell Wilson (311 yards 3 TDs) brought the shovel. The Aggressors just laid down and got comfortable in the warm sand. Only Ben Roethlisberger (349 yards, 3 TDs, 2-PNT) managed to have a few nice daydreams about the beach.
Anything But RBs (119) def Killer Koalas (112)
The No Running Backs (could that be their TRUE name?) used a wide receiver on MNF for the win – well done Jordy Bloody Nelson (146 yards, 2 TDs). In the emergency room afterwards, the No RBs happily signed a DNR (do not resuscitate) for the Koalas, who noticed but didn’t care. Well, except for DeMarco Murray (228 yards, TD), who was still kicking.
Will post the regular season status report soon…